Korean comedian An Sangtae (안상태) with subtitles in Interlingua

This is a clip from Gag Concert (개그콘서트) with An Sangtae (안상태), one of my favourite comedians. Here he is playing one of his most well-known characters, a news reporter with terrible luck. I translated it into Interlingua because unless you know Korean already you're going to have to read it to understand.